I is Crash.I am Law Dog
It all begins with an idea.
I go 2 work wit Dave. He iz my Master. I love hims.
He iz loyer, or lawyer, or whatever. I gets smooches & Snugglez from Elena and Alice. And the clients come to see me too. My hooman iz reelly gud to me but says I is a bad Spellur.
Follo me to here what Im doin.
I iz a Star
I Crash iz pawsome!
I had peoples com to see just me today.
Not my hoo-man,. Me. I iz a star.
They rubs my ears. I Luves that! It make me yawn. Do it make u yawn?
I luves being office dog. In Millington now but Hooman says in Arlington Next spring too. I don’t know what spring iz,.. but… Squirrel!
What iz UP wid da Dog Treats?
my Vet sayz it iz important to relax….
Dog treats shud be made of da stuff I like:
Stinky stuff.
Cat turds.
Tall grass.
Ded stuff.
Dirty underwear.
Garbage
Who I got to talk to? My hooman does nt listen gud. says I bad spellur.
LAW DOG
My Fave place to lay at law office. Dis Nap aint gonna take itself
follo me in instagrams.
Naps aint gonna take themselvez. hooman don’t nap much.
Hooman work hard for clients. they get $$$$.
They can by more dog trets wid da cashola.
I think naps r underrated. dogs are happy rite?
We nap lots. could be related?
I tink so. I do.
Crash out.